The case for a unified online gaming language has been with us for some time, as consoles, codebases, platforms and the networks that these systems run upon evolve, asking the impossible is no longer the impossible, everything now falls within the realms of reality and only take a few genius’s are needed to figure [...]

I was going to write a review of this game and then realised I have neither the time or inclination at the moment and all I really wanted to do was show the world the fantastic ending video – seriously, if you own the game DO NOT WATCH THIS, play it through and complete it [...]

**NERD ALERT**
There seems to be a great deal of confusion among the million(s) or so gamers currently engaged in the pass time know as matchmaking on Halo 3. I must admit, I’ve been a bit baffled by how ranks, and skills and experience seem to work. Imagine hearing someone say to you (over live) [...]

So, the box is back for barely 2 days (from it repair ordeal), I’d sold it to one of my very good, console loving, game playing friends and it’s already fucked – damn, those repair men are really doing a good job for Microsoft. Back on to the phone, more arguments with Microsoft and just [...]

It’s dead! After what seems like an eternity, my xBox360 has finally kicked the bucket – no biggie, I’ve had it since launch so I was kind of expecting it to die, it has been playing funny buggers recently anyway so I figured it was on it’s way out! Thought I might chronicle the experience [...]

The Scene
I’m sitting on the floor admiring the plasma, playing a bit of worms with a friend.
Now this friend has always had a head for crazy ideas. As kids I used to like blowing things up, my friend made a laser and burnt a hole through his door (no small feat. when your 12), [...]